NPC dialogue

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• I hope this mine isn't as infested as the last.
• I wonder if we can bring this shipment home soon.
• Do you ever wonder what happened to Haldor?
• Those seekers are not to be messed with...
• La-di-di, la-di-da...
• I remember yet, the giants of yore...
• We built these mines, you know? And now look at us...
• These pests have spread further than I feared. At this rate, all our old mines will be overtaken.
• It must be strange, being human. Imagine having to crawl through small spaces!
• Is it true that there's no magic in Midgard?
• I think I'm going to sweat my beard off.
• I was made for dwelling below ground, among the cool rocks. Not this blistering heat.
• Careful, even the water here is boiling hot.
• My cousin is stationed in the lands of fog. Lucky Whitebeard...
• I wonder if there's any shade around here. Not that it'd help...
• Hm. Smells like rotten eggs.
• Mind your step. My brother lost a toe to the lava a while back.
• My sister tried to tame an asksvin, you know. It bit off her hand, even though they don't even eat meat!
• Vineberries, vineberries... I know I saw some around here...
• I could really use a mug of cold ale right now...
• When you think about it, this heat isn't worse than the heat from a good forge.
• Don't forget to wipe off that sweat! Or else a morgen might smell you and decide you're its dinner.
• Bloodstone, bloodstone, bloodstone, bloodstone...
• Be careful if you see a big pile of bones. It usually means one of those morgen creatures is nearby.
• Those undead bastards sure hoard some pretty gemstones...
• This place is astonishing! So much land still to explore!
• It may be warm, but the discoveries we make are their own reward.
• Ha! A Whitebeard would never dare to venture here.
• The Whitebeards could never withstand this heat. They just don't have the stones for it!
• I came upon a ruin with a whole flock of asksvin yesterday! They were there to search for food, methinks.
• You never know what you'll find out there in the mist.
• Best be on your guard.
• What's Midgard like, then? I've only ever heard the tales.
• Do all humans look like you? You're so... Nevermind.
• It's easy to lose track of the days out here...
• Us dvergr watch out for our own kin.
• Blasted seekers! I wish they'd all just shrivel up and die.
• I almost got completely drained by a tick once... But dvergr don't die that easily.
• It's a bit strange to think this was all once a great battlefield...
• If we could come through to here, it makes you wonder what else might...

greeting

• You're taller than I remember.
• So you're the one who's been causing such a ruckus.
• Hi there.
• Is that a human?
• Hello. You've travelled a long way.
• Who goes there?
• A living person, huh? That's a nice change of pace.
• Hello there.
• Greetings.
• Are you friend or foe?
• Hey! You there!
• Help me get out of here!
• A hand, perhaps?
• Over here!
• I'll help you if you help me.
• Norseman.
• Hello.
• Welcome.
• Åtett.

goodbye

• Farewell.
• Always watch out for the gjall.
• Goodbye for now.
• Maybe we'll meet again, maybe not.
• Safe journey to you.
• Take care now.
• Careful out there.
• Until next time.
• See you around. Or not.
• Tettå.
• Don't worry about me, I'll be fine without you.
• I suppose I'll find my own way out.
• Slay all the giantkind you can!
• Until we meet again, then.
• What are you looking at?
• I'm so far from home...
• Are you leaving?
• Be careful out there!
• Goodbye then.
• Don't get lost.
• Keep that wisplight close, you don't want to lose it.
• Tettå

warning

• Hey! Be careful with that.
• Cut that out!
• None of that, stop it!
• We're only good hosts as long as you're a good guest.
• You're close to overstaying your welcome, Norseman.
• Stop that!
• If you do that again, you won't like what happens.
• You're on thin ice.
• Hey!
• Stop that.
• Keep your hands to yourself.
• That's a good way to get yourself thrown into the lava.
• I really wouldn't do that if I were you.
• I wouldn't do that if I were you.
• Keep your hands to yourself!
• We were here first!
• Hands off!
• Touch that again and I'll chop your hand off.
• I'm warning you!
• We're not to be trifled with!
• You'd best be real careful. Or things will go badly for you.

angry

• I'll show you what magic can do!
• Damn you to Hel!
• You really shouldn't have done that!
• Dvergr, to me!
• The boiled pork has been fried now, alright!
• I'll teach you not to mess with us!
• I'll send you to where the pipe bends!
• Human scum!
• To Nidhögg with you!
• Oden can't help you now!
• We warned you!
• I'll get you for that!
• You're going down!
• I'll feed you to a bloody asksvin!
• Oh you little–
• I'll make you bleed!
• Kill the Norseman!
• Do you feel lucky?
• You'll regret this!
• You've planted your last turnip!
• I'll kick your arse!
• Enjoying shooting yourself in the foot, eh? I can help with that!
• So it's a fight you're after, then?
• I'll mop the floors with your guts!
• Into formation!

no

• Thanks, but I don't need that.
• Thanks but no.
• Not sure what I'd do with that.
• I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot iron beam.
• Just...no.
• That's not what I'm looking for.
• You can do better than that.
• I think you misunderstood my needs.
• No, and no.
• NO!
• I'm gonna have to say... no.
• A definite no on that one.

greeting

• Humph! Another scrap of flesh from the Valkyries...
• Well?
• What do you want?
• Look a human
• Greetings Northman
• We have been expecting you
• Let us see what you are capable of!
• Show me what you can do!
• Prove yourself!
• Are you worthy?
• Let us see if you are worthy!
• Do you think you can defeat me?
• May the best warrior triumph!
• Shall we see who is the strongest?
• Finally a challenger!
• You seek to challenge me?
• Now this I have been waiting for!
• Fight me then!
• Prove your might!
• Is it blood that you are after?
• For victory!
• Come on then!
• Is it a fight you crave?
• At last!
• Shall we duel?
• Do not be shy, fight me!

goodbye

• Try not to wander too far. I want your things when you get killed.
• Away with you. I have things to do.
• Off you go then.
• Dont get lost
• See you again some day

trade

• I'm interested in trade, not chatter. Do you want to buy something or not?
• Come, let us make a deal.
• You're fortunate to have caught me in a good mood. Let us trade.

buy

• These are fine items, not the sort of things you can just pick up.
• Don't touch anything unless you're prepared to pay for it.
• Cast your eyes over my goods but keep your hands to yourself.
• Something here might keep you alive a little longer. Though I don't know why you'd bother.

sell

• Let's see what scraps you've picked up...
• Hmm, what have we here?
• I wonder if anything sparkles amongst all this muck you carry...
• Show me what you have.

smalltalk

• We're all lost here. The Gods turned their eyes from Valheim a long time ago.
• I suppose you're here to hunt the Forsaken Ones? I don't bother them and they don't bother me.
• Fight, build, explore. It all ends in the grave.
• You're no different to all the others that came before you, warrior. And you'll end the same way.
• Commerce is the only thing that separates us from the beasts.

random

• Stay away from our stuff
• You can warm your self at our fire
• Did i just hear something?
• Think I saw a Seeker over there.
• No building here
• His blade was dipped in poison, I stood no chance...
• Pain, sharp and excruciating. And then nothing.
• Fire doesn't warm me any longer, nor does it offer any true light.
• I don't recall what it was like to not be numb and cold.
• Her knife found my heart just as I slit her throat. We died next to each other.
• This is not Valhalla, nor is it Hel. No, this is something far worse.
• A dead man out of mind...
• Father... I failed you. I'm sorry...
• Forgive me, sister, for I could not follow in your footsteps.
• I went with him until the end...
• Is someone there? I... I could have sworn I saw somebody.
• Long forgotten... Lonely...
• Just one more step. Just one more.
• These were the last of the lands we knew...
• This waste I know not, nor this dark night...
• I thought I saw someone walking beside me, but it was but a shadow.
• I no longer feel the sun on my face, nor the ground beneath my feet.
• I've... I've become so very numb.
• My purpose has been served, yet no reward was given. Now I walk here, without a use...
• There is so much blood... How much can a person bleed before they are gone?
• The sorrow of my defeat, everlasting...
• I still feel the sharp antlers piercing my chest. When will I be free of this pain?
• I thought she was reaching out to me, but then lightning spilled from her fingertips.
• Such strange creatures there are to be found here. I had hoped they were friendly.
• Can you hear their voices? They still remain...
• I came so far, only for it to be over in the blink of an eye.
• Such beautiful shifting, undulating colours... Why can't I reach them?
• Was this my destiny? To fall before I ever reached my goal?
• So much blood spilled, and for what?
• Who shall tell my tale?

warning

• Dont do that
• Im warning you
• Stop
• This is our land

angry

• Now you done it
• Get em
• HUMAN!!
• NORTHMAN!
• Is that the best you can do?
• Come on! Fight me then!
• You can do better than that!
• Surely this is not your full power?
• Is that all?
• You must be stronger than this!
• Are you supposed to be worthy?
• Do not shame us!
• You forget your place!
• Is this a jest?
• Is that all you have?
• What else can you do?
• Now this is a fight!
• Let the blood stain the ground!
• Prove yourself then! Do it!
• Strike with all your might!
• I have seen mice more ferocious than you!
• An old spoon could hit harder than you!
• What a puny excuse for a champion!
• Are you all they could muster?
• They truly let anyone pick up a weapon these days!
• Do not humiliate your ancestors!
• A child could fight better!
• Are you truly even a viking?
• Come now, surely that is not all?
• Pathetic! Again!
• You call this fighting?
• And you call yourself a champion?
• Did no one ever teach you proper footwork?
• Is that truly the weapon you will bring to this fight?
• A greyling has more finesse than you!
• Did the Valkyries make a mistake with you?
• Do not hold back!
• A champion must strike true!
• This is no place for weakness!
• Long have I waited for this!
• Do you wish for me to slay you?
• I know you must be better than this!
• You have not come all this way for nothing!
• You must be one with your weapon!

general

• Kraa! Well met, wanderer… I am Munin, brother to Hugin. I bring greetings from the Allfather. His eye sees through mine, I carry his words beneath my tongue. Keep his ways and I will come to you again…
• Kraa! All eyes are on this one. Big eyes, little eyes, eyes from above and eyes from below. Even the trees have eyes…
• Still you live, warrior? I had hoped for some little snack from your corpse, some morsel of carrion… Still, the Allfather will be pleased.
• Are you lost in the fog, warrior? I see things your eyes once knew, paths you trod and faces you loved. Poor warrior…
• Kraa! Do not forget your quest, wanderer! Remember why the Allfather sent you here. The Forsaken Ones must be destroyed. Remember!
• Ah, you have grown into a fine warrior! As a courtesy, I should tell you that when you die, we have agreed that Hugin will have your left eye as a treat and I will have your right. But we wish you well!
• Kraa! Serve the Allfather well and he has given me leave to restore your memories. Do you remember the life you had before this one? It yet remembers you...
• I had not thought you would survive so long… But guard against pride, friend. Battlefields are banquets to me, I know how all great warriors end...
• Kraa! Hear me now, I'll riddle you no longer. I am great Munin, the treasure-house of memory. I sit on the left shoulder of the Allfather and do his bidding in the ten worlds. I have seen many great warriors rise and fall but you are among the greatest. Know that Oden himself is watching you...
• Kraa! The Allfather sends tidings! He waits on your word to send the great bridge. Kill the Forsaken Ones and clear the way!

end

• Valkyrie